Climate Change 2025, R.I.P.

Hollywood’s Elite Climate Activist Ed Begley Jr once made headlines rolling his Prius Hybrid up to posh Tinseltown events. The Climate Change High Prophet’s alchemy transformed the ugly and economically affordable automobile into a status symbol and religious relic. This relic even had powers. Prius drivers could solo drive in the High Occupancy Vehicle (HOV) lanes on congested California Highways.

Climate Change believer religiosity hit fever pitch with the invention of the TESLA’s fully electric car. For the wealthy green thinking individuals, what could be better than a luxury climate change fighting car? Further, they could go the way of Ricky Bobbie, really really fast. Bye bye Prius!

This Climate Change snobbery and elitism emerged thanks to Mr. Elon Musk.

Elon Musk rapidly became St. Elon to the Climate Change believers. He even did them one better with producing the macho Cybertruck. The Lego inspired vehicle quickly became a status symbol. What could be more Climate Change believing? Dropping $80,000 on a truck that was going to save the world from climate change seems sort of cool.

Then, the unthinkable happened. An election. The Orange Man returned to office. St. Musk partnered with the left’s ultimate “Nazi.” St. Elon was tasked by Mr. Donald Trump to uncover government waste; something he successfully accomplished with Twitter.

In a country swimming in debt approaching 40 trillion, Mr. Musk’s efforts should be deemed as being patriotic. A man devoted to saving his adopted country from impending financial ruin. On top of this, he expressed intention on increasing TESLA production in the United States. His efforts for the fight against climate change, the country and for American jobs should be universally lauded.

St. Musk, however, committed heresy for the Climate Change believers. He joined up with the right wing Orange Man. This made him evil. He is now worthy of being burned at the stake.

Many Climate Change believers, in reality, are leftists. Mr. Musk’s efforts violated leftism. He worked for the betterment of his country above the preservation of leftist power.

Thus, his existential climate change saving vehicles were no longer useful. The only vehicles that leftism requires are ones that save and secure leftist power. Climate Change believers now are feeling very comfortable destroying and vandalizing the climate change saving vehicles. Climate Change believers now protest in front of TESLA dealers to prevent customers from purchasing climate change saving vehicles.

The events that have transpired can only lead to one conclusion. The theocracy of Climate Change belief is either dead or it never existed. Climate Change belief has all the underpinnings of naked leftism. This conclusion, amazingly, has been reached without the need to address the scientific validity of Climate Change. Climate Change, whether real or not, has nothing to do with Climate Change belief.

In closing, there religion of Climate Change belief is officially dead in 2025. R.I.P.

Be well!!

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