Bill & Ted’s Most Excellent Seder

In Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure, Keanu Reeves’ real co-star was time machine. In the most epic of movies, famous historical figures were taken from the past and transported to San Dimas, California. There, they participated in the most outstanding high school history project ever. Assuming you had a time machine for Passover, which historicalContinue reading “Bill & Ted’s Most Excellent Seder”

Matzoh Pizza Controversies 2024 Edition

As Matzoh Pizza season rapidly approaches, Matzoh Pizza Artistry awakes from its slumber. Burnt edges and soggy centers are the annual plague that can destroy this delicious delicacy. To keep the treat special for the Passover holiday, I don’t eat it during the year and save it for the week when it is most needed.Continue reading “Matzoh Pizza Controversies 2024 Edition”

Order?

You’re Out of Order Al Pacino With the current Middle East conflict spilling out of the region to produce disparate opinion, my task of conducting the 2024 Passover Seder, has emerged as a moment akin to walking blindfolded through a minefield. The freedom and deliverance holiday of Passover demands that something be said about theContinue reading “Order?”

Shemini’s Ten Commandments’ Moment: The Entire Bible Summed Up in One Word?

How do you describe the Hebrew Bible in one word? Shemini’s Second Torah Reading- instructions concerning the Passover celebration- offers a bread crumb to the answer. The Children of Israel are told: “On the tenth of this month, let them each take a lamb for the fathers’ houses, a lamb per house. And if theContinue reading “Shemini’s Ten Commandments’ Moment: The Entire Bible Summed Up in One Word?”

A Second Book of Kings Ten Commandments’ Moment: How Josiah Saved Passover

History’s greatest biblical scroll discovery was not the Dead Sea Scrolls found in Qumran. Rather, Hilkiah’s scroll discovery in the Temple during King Josiah’s reign was both the most important and impactful. While the Dead Sea Scrolls provided to the world a glimpse of Second Temple Judaism and revealed the Hebrew Bible’s textual transmission integrity,Continue reading “A Second Book of Kings Ten Commandments’ Moment: How Josiah Saved Passover”

Matzah Pizza Controversies, 2023: A Ten Commandments’ Tale

with another passover comes matzah pizza controversies. the 2023, question being “could whole wheat matzah stand up to traditional matzah?” as much as the seder’s four questions were in my mind this year, there was a fifth “whole wheat” question. this year, having adopted a pre-diabetic friendly diet, regular matzah, like white bread, rice, potatoesContinue reading “Matzah Pizza Controversies, 2023: A Ten Commandments’ Tale”

If You Are Asking Why? A Ten Commandments’ Tale

Emancipate yourselves from mental slaveryNone but ourselves can free our minds bob marley redemption song in the passover tradition of the four sons, that each ask questions. some people attending a seder may be thinking, “what is this to me?” the struggles of others, for many, are remote. modern slavery accounts are distant; they areContinue reading “If You Are Asking Why? A Ten Commandments’ Tale”

Shut Up, Let’s Eat: Passover 2023: A Ten Commandments’ Tale

holiday family gatherings often have moments of political fodder or social commentary. eruptions of political discourse can be as unappetizing as atomic “marror” aka bitter herbs. in the spirit of “shut up, let’s eat” philosophy of avoiding diatribes that will never result in consensus and dampen festivities, i make this post as to what topicsContinue reading “Shut Up, Let’s Eat: Passover 2023: A Ten Commandments’ Tale”

Identity Role Play Welcome: A Ten Commandments’ Tale

this is the bread of affliction that our ancestors ate in the land of egypt. whoever is hungry, come eat with us! whoever is needy, come join our seder! this year we’re here; next year in the land of israel! this year we’re slaves; next year we will be free. haggadah recently, fictitious identity storiesContinue reading “Identity Role Play Welcome: A Ten Commandments’ Tale”

The Juneteenth Marketing Challenge: A Ten Commandments’ Tale

“And it will come to pass if your children say to you, What is this service to you? you shall say, It is a Passover sacrifice to the Lord, for He passed over the houses of the children of Israel in Egypt when He smote the Egyptians, and He saved our houses. “ exodus 12:26-27Continue reading “The Juneteenth Marketing Challenge: A Ten Commandments’ Tale”